Do you fondly recall watching movies made with a tiny amount of money and in about a week's time? have you ever wished for the days when you could find those direct-to-video releases featuring your favorite stars before they were stars? is your idea of fun gathering your friends together and showing them the strangest movie you can just to watch the look on their faces?if you answered 'yes' to any of those questions, then this b-book e-book is for you!within these (electronic) pages, you'll find: *two complete stories told in the style of films you (might) know and (probably don't) love! *inexplicable shifts in tone!*plot-holes! ("isn't that just bad writing?" you ask. no! it's purposeful homage!!)*public domain characters! (because copyright is stupid and broken!)*gratuitous gore and nudity! (in word-form, of course. so it's still safe for the kids!!)this double-feature um...features? two separate novella-length stories: hell riders from the other side of the apocalypse - this post-apocalyptic tale follows a gang of bikers on the hunt for life-giving water and the pleasure of the kill in the irradiated wasteland. told in the style of road warrior, badlanders, and america 3000. hercules: giant monster cop - the ancient greek demi-god battles kaiju in 1970s new york city alongside his partner, detective martin moroni, (and a few public domain characters). told in the style of hercules against the moon men, gamera, and alien nation.