there are reasons we fear the night. he's not one of them. my name's bill ryder and i have no life - and not because i program video games or play d&d. i literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night i met sally. she was too good to be true, a woman to die for. so i did, bleeding out on the floor with my throat torn open. problem is, i didn't stay dead. i'm simply not that lucky. now i'm a vampire, surrounded by other vamps who are stronger, faster, and a hell of a lot better looking. it's enough to give a guy a complex. worse, their leader, a douche called night razor, can't stand me. it might be because he can't control me like he can the others. or maybe it's because he's a dick. either way, he's given me just ninety days to prove i'm not a total embarrassment to his coven. if i fail, my ass is toast. i'll need help, though, if i want to survive. too bad my living friends are more interested in setting me on fire while sally's obviously just using me to further her own agenda - whatever the hell that is. needless to say, things don't look good. i may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but somehow i'm still at the bottom of the food chain. ---------- bram stoker meets the big bang theory in bill the vampire - book one of the tome of bill, the vampire comedy series that'll leave you thirsting for more. perfect for fans of shayne silvers, steve mchugh, jim butcher, and what we do in the shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish. don't miss out on this bloody good time! grab your copy of bill the vampire now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor. genres: horror comedy, urban fantasy, action & adventurecontent warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humorthe complete tome of bill series order: bill the vampire (book 1)scary dead things (book 2)the mourning woods (book 3)holier than thou (book 4)sunset strip (series adventure)goddamned freaky monsters (book 5)half a prayer (book 6)the wicked dead (book 7)shining fury (series adventure)the last coven (book 8) also be sure to check out the sequel series - bill of the dead.