Melia may be an experienced special agent, but she has to follow orders, just like everyone else. and if that means nurse maiding the most obnoxious man in england, well, that's just her bad luck. bad luck to be stuck in a car with the editor of the worst tabloid newspaper - ever. a man who doesn't know when he's not lying - which is when his mouth is closed. a man who doesn't understand sexist and racist language, just uses them every day of the week. a man who exploits women and uses men, not necessarily in that order. of course people want to kill him! bad luck for him then, that a pop singer is offering money to anyone who has a go. that brings volunteers out of the woodwork, every wierdo and nutcase that ever drew breath. well, melia wonders, for once, am i on the wrong side? would the world be a better place with one less ian mcgregor?