Porkville, ohio

Porkville, ohio is a small town with similarities to many communities across america. however, if you are able to put faces with each of these characters, you should seriously consider moving away. the action is centered around two friendly foes; milton farnsworth, a retired postal worker, and earl swenson, the town dentist. the oasis of conversation is lou's bar, and lou rules his thriving little dive of a business with a firm hand. in other words, if your glass isn't resting on a napkin or coaster, you will regret it. lou's bouncer, the weaver, will make sure of that. there's never a dull moment in porkville-from little cliff's nonstop lying, to liddy loomis' overly observant guarding of her neighborhood; there's always something to keep abreast of. if you're ever in the area, be sure to stop by verklempt's grocery and say "hi" to marty, the bagger (you can't miss it, it's right next to verklempt's funeral parlor). then, head on down to lou's for a night of fun. if you're lucky, you may even "catch" some live music; edwin flambeau and the smallmouth bass are due back in town anytime now.