after being in steady relationships for all of his adult life, john is now attempting to re-learn and make himself accustomed to the basics of the dating world he is not used to. he had his heart crushed in his most recent relationship and a divorce ended his marriage less than two years ago. because of that, he now has trouble even building up the courage and self confidence to talk to women. . . oh, just to be able to say "hi." the book follows his story on a quest for romance, as he not only tries to find the woman of his dreams but also attempts to discover himself. however, will john's desire to succeed, day dreams, dry sarcasm, and quick wit be enough to pull him through when he is faced with his two worst enemies (the female creature he fails to understand, and himself)? find out as john tells you his story in this romantic comedy about finding true love and, more importantly, discovering yourself.