The irritating zen master

Zen master udo is really irritating, and dangerous too when the razors fly but you can you love him? well, maybe, perhaps, after enough fiery jack to blow your brains onto the ceiling. his pupil, crudo bhappat, is never sure but at least he has the consolation of being married to the lovely jasmintha and owns a fine donkey for a pet. and he is a better footballer than udo and has gorgeous hair. but, somehow udo, zen master extraordinaire, always has the upper hand, the last word, the wise punch line. or does he? is he simply an aggressive misogynist with a few good wrestling moves? or is he the cleverest man in aberdabubajerstan? do we really care? travel the silk road to china, er, possibly, to find out.